'ello, Guv'nor!

Hi youse!

who cares

Hello nobody who reads this stupid blog!!! I am no longer obsessed with the walrus and the carpenter, ok!! If you think im still obsessed with it, that's to bad. I'm not. Now, i will write weird storys.Iif you read them, I will explode your head. SO THERE!!!

beepOH-KAY-WE-FOUND-A-NEW-RE-PORT-ER-AND- "Thank you, I'll take over from here. this is Eevul Oystah from 'Weis Studios'.

Now-----------------------------------------------------------read
these----------------------------------------------------------words.
yyyyyoooooouuuuuuu--------------------------------------aaaarrrrre
geeeeetiiiinnnnggg------------------------------------------sssllleeepyyyy,

and now you are completely under my control. When I count to three you will wake up and feel very lucky. In fact, you will go out and buy every lottery ticket that you can find. You won't care about the cost because you are certain that you will win millions. You will do this every day. When I say 'pie tastes good', you will automaticly be under my comand. 1.......2.......3."

p.s. The billows smooth and bright-

beep HE-LO-SO-RY-FOR-AN-Y-IN-CON-VEEN-YINS-BUT-NOW-THAT-WUL-RES CA-PEN-TA-HAS-QUIT-I-RO-BO-RO-BO-AM-THE-ON-LY-RE-POR-TER-LEFT.beep

p.s. He did his very best to make

Problems at Weis Studios

"Hello, this is Wulres Capenta on "The Weis Report. Today we will be broadcasting live from Helen's house." "Hello, Helen. Tell us, what do you think blogs are good for?" "Ummmmmm... My brain is made of moldy cheese?" "Okay... um, do you think that everyone over 8 should have a blog?" "Ummmmmm... My brain is made of moldy cheese?" "Okay... oh, never mind. I'll never be able to interview Helen like this. I quit!!!"




p.s. shining with all his might.

hi! (new blog)

Hello everybody who is visiting this blog for some reason! As you probably know, this is my first blog. It might look slightly odd at first, but I'll get it fixed up soon.

p.s. The sun was shining on the sea,